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Funny text messages to send!: (part 2)
1. Hello. I am a virus and i am entering your brain right now.. sorry i will leave, i can't find a brain:)
2. Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, that beautiful smile, that sexy voice.. anyway enough bout me, how are you;)
3. This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience. 4. Hey look, ive been arrested for being the ugliest person in (your country), can you please come down to the police station and show them its a mistake?! 20 votes for part 3
by ♥Νyιααツ, Jan 4, 2012
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